Cure for the Common Cold
Thanks to Scott Graham for this recipe.
1 Massive lime (or two the size of small planets)
1 VERY generous slug of VERY cheap blended whisky
2 Tablespoonfuls of powerful Justman bee honey
Squeeze the limes into a micro-waveable cup; mix with the rot-gut and the honey. Stick into the microwave and nuke until it begins to bubble.
Consume with care!
No self-respecting cold germ will willingly stay inside a body prepared to ingest this stuff. Works every time.”