• Medicinal/Cocktails

    Cure for the Common Cold

    Thanks to Scott Graham for this recipe. 1 Massive lime (or two the size of small planets) 1 VERY generous slug of VERY cheap blended whisky 2 Tablespoonfuls of powerful Justman bee honey Squeeze the limes into a micro-waveable cup; mix with the rot-gut and the honey. Stick into the microwave and nuke until it begins to bubble. Consume with care! No self-respecting cold germ will willingly stay inside a body prepared to ingest this stuff. Works every time.”